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IndlægEmne: Chuck Norris   Søn sep 20, 2009 6:39 pm

Hvaa det vist på tide for får gang i en post med nogle Chuck Norris Facts/Jokes, så smid dem her!

Jeg starter ud stille og roligt:

1: Jesus can walk on water, BUT Chuck Norris can swim thrue DRY LAND

2: Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, TO BAD HE NEVER CRIES

3: Chuck Norris dosen't sleep HE WAITS

4: Chuck Norris dosen't have to work for money, he sells hes Urin as Red Bull
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IndlægEmne: Re: Chuck Norris   Søn sep 20, 2009 11:04 pm

LoL,
Det er jo bare at copy/paste chuck-norris facts.
Giver dig ret i de er mega grineren, men synes ikke der er nogen grunde til at smide de 10000 facts in fra chuck norris facts, hvis det er så prøv at lave nogle selv Razz
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IndlægEmne: Re: Chuck Norris   Man sep 21, 2009 8:43 am

lal, hva der for noget at skrive.. Skrive bare de fem af mine ynglings ud af de 10.000, og nej ikke fra hjemmesiden, men fra den komplette samling (bog) som jeg har. Ville da være en fed idé at se hvilke der er folks ynlings
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IndlægEmne: Re: Chuck Norris   Man sep 21, 2009 3:21 pm

Shocked Er der en bog? Shocked
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IndlægEmne: Re: Chuck Norris   Man sep 21, 2009 5:38 pm

Jaaeeer den er Meeega Nice Smile

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IndlægEmne: Re: Chuck Norris   Tors okt 29, 2009 11:02 pm

Ok, my favourite five Chuck Norris Facts.

1. Chuck Norris can devide by Zero.

2. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

3. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

4. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

5. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

6. Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

It got to be 6 but still.. 'Chuck Norris can devide by zero' is ultimate.

Thanks for me guys, cya around.
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IndlægEmne: Re: Chuck Norris   Tirs nov 03, 2009 11:04 pm

TaCo]Dontis skrev:
Ok, my favourite five Chuck Norris Facts.

1. Chuck Norris can devide by Zero.

2. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

3. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

4. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

5. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

6. Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

It got to be 6 but still.. 'Chuck Norris can devide by zero' is ultimate.

Thanks for me guys, cya around.

Epic ones !! xD
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