Ok, my favourite five Chuck Norris Facts.
1. Chuck Norris can devide by Zero.
2. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
3. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
4. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
5. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
6. Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
It got to be 6 but still.. 'Chuck Norris can devide by zero' is ultimate.
Thanks for me guys, cya around.